#it's so bland

[itsagrimm]

So much money poured into, so many people working on CoD...

...and no one bothered to design civilian clothing that don't look like the generic ideas of a team of fashion-less dudes who last left the house in 2005.

[boghermit]

My goth-loving ass looking at the Sims 4 Goth Galore pack

[akirakirxaa]

FFXIVWrite Prompt 29: Contravention

Rating: G

Word Count: 262

Warnings: None

Summary: Persephone needs something and she needs Hythlodaeus' help to get it. [This is so bad and it's not canon to anything because I hate how it turned out so just bear with me I just needed the credit for the prompt.]

Master Post

Hythlodaeus was looking over some concepts when he heard a knock at the door. Setting aside the papers, he called for the visitor to enter, and was pleasantly surprised by the appearance of the current Azem, Persephone, poking her head in with a somewhat impish grin.

“Seph!” he greeted with a familiar warmth; he didn’t share his office, so no decorum needed to be observed. “To what do I owe the pleasure?”

“I was hoping you could help me find a concept? I need it for some…work I’m doing,” she slid a paper across the desk detailing her request. He glanced over it, eyes widening.

“Persephone, this—“

“I know, I know, but please, you know I wouldn’t ask if it wasn’t important!”

“This could lose me my job,” he sighed, leveling her with a weary look.

“No one will know!” she insisted. “It’ll be back before anyone notices.”

“Hades will find out within the hour, I guarantee it.”

“He would never do anything to harm you,” she removed her mask to better leverage her pleading gaze. “Besides, he’ll be more mad at me than anyone else. Please?” They stared each other down for several moments before Hythlodaeus wrote something on the paper and slid it back.

“Do try not to make too much of a mess with it,” he couldn’t hide the tiny smirk, and she danced across the room to plant a quick kiss on his cheek.

“Thank you, love!” she snagged the paper with the location of the concept, Ifrita, written on it and scampered out of the room.

[theshadowrealmitself]

I like to think that Vulcans who come to understand that Humans just can’t try to process emotions the same way as them, it’s just healthiest to let it out in harmless ways, decide that venting and stuff should be taken just as seriously as Vulcan’s meditation time, and will encourage the Humans around them to complain about what’s upsetting them

People who are used to aloof Vulcans who avoid Humans at all cost running into one comforting a Human

“-and then they said my cheesecake was subpar, and they didn’t even bring a dish!!!”

“The purpose of this event was that every participant brings a food item of sorts, correct?”

“Yeah!!”

“And they did not follow this rule while insulting dishes that were brought?”

“Mostly just my dish but yeah >:(“

“How illogical”

“That’s what I’m saying!!!”

[megkuna]

ugh ..... i should have listened to this artist's music BEFORE i agreed to go to the concert w my friend i fucking hate this lol

[randombook4idk]

some fandoms need to see this

[solidwater05]

I didn't bring food to school today because we're having breakfast here. What I didn't take into account is that the food here could be Bad. And god, it is

[asavapatr]

gunna be staring at the colouring on my personal weatherman for hours i can't decide if i've even coloured it correctly because it's so DARK

[grandkhan221b]

More DW stuff

[podcast-hemocytoblast]

What if when Michael got Distortioned he/they/it/(?) had just kept showing up to work? Imagine Gertrude comes into the archives and finds a bunch of paperwork filled out in yellow highlighter and folded into impossible shapes, and then Michael-Distortion just walks into the room door-style and sits down at his work computer so it can email Gertrude a phishing scam.

[tubbytarchia]

oops ponied more lifers (Jimmy and Joel are redesigned lol, design notes and original under cut)

With Tango I wanted to play with half body/split coloring and make him look scorched, including his horn which will just smoke while he's not using magic. I'd like to think he's absolutely fine and all that's changed is that he can only conjure fire magic but he doesn't care that much. His tail and mane can burst into flame whenever

BigB is a big guy with a thousand yard stare and prey animal behavior with his ears constantly tucked back. I really like the idea of him having a huge tail dragging behind him, adds to the unnerve a tiny bit. When people look away he turns into a hyperrealistic creaking horse

Why did I make Jimmy all yellow. His color is blue!!! Blue!!!! Even if I usually highlight him with yellow because it just looks nicer but!! Blue..!! Seeing Lizzie build a blue parrot for him inspired me to finally redesign him, his coloration is based on the blue quaker parrot! The canary theme can still work with this, I'd like to imagine his flight feathers started going yellow and he wasn't just born with canary feathers. Also tried to get across that he's a lanky ass pony but makes himself look smaller

Joel I think works so much better when he's relatively monotone and the green highlights are implemented sparingly (you know, as highlights). I think it makes him look more special even with normal horse colors than if he was mostly green, kinda loses that bit of the design that really identifies Joel AS Joel. Yeah my first Joel design was garbo. Also he's very angry that god made him an earth pony and tiny. sorry little guy

Also also I made this little video where Joel eats Scott and runs away with Jimmy you're welcome

[its-haughty]

venom 3 when i catch you venom 3 when i get catch you when i c

[elizabethjenningz]

*

[tazaryoot]

communist simulator

[dogesterone]

ok actually genuinely the biggest trope i hate is "oh this character got turned into a monster and now we have to change them back!" and after they get changed back everything goes back to the way it was as though nothing happened and being inhuman didnt affect the person in any way, either negatively OR positively, physically OR mentally.

[chez-cinnamon]

AT LONG LAST PAGE 9 HAS MADE IT!!! Frank is safe and sound guys!! Can't say the same with Julie though...

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